Smutty Captions
Before the Wedding: Hooker

Two for the price of one…

Before the Wedding: Hooker

Two for the price of one…

 
Pimped by her Bull: Petite

I love imagining the large size differential…

Pimped by her Bull: Petite

I love imagining the large size differential…

 
Pimped by her Bull: Uppity

Imagination can be such a terrible thing…

Pimped by her Bull: Uppity

Imagination can be such a terrible thing…

 
Craigslist Ads: Med School

Now you understand how she can make it without parental support or a scholarship…

Craigslist Ads: Med School

Now you understand how she can make it without parental support or a scholarship…

 
Before the Wedding: Asian

Your beautiful bride reminding you of what you just lost…

Before the Wedding: Asian

Your beautiful bride reminding you of what you just lost…

 
You Choose: Thigh

More impossible choices…

You Choose: Thigh

More impossible choices…

 
Slut Wife: Self-conscious

You watch her go, knowing she’s on the hunt, but she won’t let you follow her…

Slut Wife: Self-conscious

You watch her go, knowing she’s on the hunt, but she won’t let you follow her…

 
Craigslist Ads: Barbie Doll

So was it a happy thing to find the ad, or not?…

Craigslist Ads: Barbie Doll

So was it a happy thing to find the ad, or not?…

 
Craigslist Ads: Dare

When a dare goes too far, almost everybody wins…

Craigslist Ads: Dare

When a dare goes too far, almost everybody wins…

 
Craigslist Ads: BBC

Hard to believe we won’t be able to find those in craigslist anymore…

Craigslist Ads: BBC

Hard to believe we won’t be able to find those in craigslist anymore…