Smutty Captions

A Slow Down

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:35:27 -0800

Hi folks. Life has become busy for me these last few weeks, and will probably remain so for the next several months. I fear this means that updates will be few and far between as my captioning takes a back seat to other stuff. I thank you in advance for your patience.

Your captions are brilliant! The Craigslist ad, HIS slut, and evil bull are exceptional! I have cummed countless of times and re-read them weekly. I look forward for a new series or more captions for those topics. Might i suggest you share your work with the captions community over at Cuckoldplace? I am just a normal member over there but I feel it would be a shame that there might be people who still have not discovered you! - Wooha

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:30:00 -0800

Thanks! I used to on CP a couple of years back, and I wouldn’t be surprised if my old thread is still around. That’s where I discovered robyn137, in fact, who also tumbles over at http://heartlesswives.tumblr.com/

But I discontinued my account on CP for a couple of reasons, and haven’t reinstated it yet. If you want to post a note there pointing the folks to this tumblr, I of course won’t argue against it.

Hi You should post a few comments that you're captioning here on tumbler vs back on cuckold place!

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:25:14 -0800

I take it you mean I should point on CP that I’m captioning here now? Unfortunately, I’ve not renewed my account there, meaning I don’t have post access there anymore. (But haven’t checked, to be completely honest…)

Before the Wedding: Hooker Two for the price of one…

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:08:42 -0800

Before the Wedding: Hooker

Two for the price of one…

One of These Girls: Oral Fetish It’s so hard to choose...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:02:43 -0800

One of These Girls: Oral Fetish

It’s so hard to choose sometimes, so I didn’t…

Pimped by her Bull: Petite I love imagining the large size...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:54:34 -0800

Pimped by her Bull: Petite

I love imagining the large size differential…

Before the night is Through: Anal Lucky boyfriend, too…

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 18:49:24 -0800

Before the night is Through: Anal

Lucky boyfriend, too…

Pimped by her Bull: Uppity Imagination can be such a terrible...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 20:39:00 -0800

Pimped by her Bull: Uppity

Imagination can be such a terrible thing…

Before the Night is Through: Train Sport fans have it rough...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:34:00 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Train

Sport fans have it rough sometimes…

Before the Night is Through: Breasts Sometimes it looks even...

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 18:57:23 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Breasts

Sometimes it looks even better when you can’t see that much…

Before the Night is Through: Titty Fuck More or less what the...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:18:04 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Titty Fuck

More or less what the previous caption made me think of…

Before the Night is Through: Oral I’d love to see that...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:20:40 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Oral

I’d love to see that picture, too…

Before the Night is Through: Bridesmaids What happens at the...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:37:55 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Bridesmaids

What happens at the wedding stays at the wedding…

Before the Night is Through: Threesome Oh what a wedding this...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:18:54 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Threesome

Oh what a wedding this will be…

Craigslist Ads: Med School Now you understand how she can make...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:55:42 -0800

Craigslist Ads: Med School

Now you understand how she can make it without parental support or a scholarship…

Before the Night is Through: Ass Before the night is through,...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:23:03 -0800

Before the Night is Through: Ass

Before the night is through, all sorts of interesting things will happen…

i enjoy your blog because you choose high quality glam pictures, like what is found in playboy or penthouse. i like that you dont use black and white or amatuer pictures too often. stick with pics of sexy big-titted women please thank you for your captions too

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:08:25 -0800

Thanks. I try. I tend to go with pics that inspire me, and what inspires me tends to be class and smoothness. I’m more of a leg man, so I end up being very flexible on the breasts department…

Reminder: I’m taking a recharging break until after the Holidays, but to celebrate the occasion of my 300th followers, I’m holding a contest of sorts. Send me your fantasies—use the Leave a comment or ask a question button on the right—no matter how dark or twisted, to whatever level of detail you care about giving. (Anonymous is fine, of course; and I’ll post them unless you say otherwise.) I’ll choose the five that inspire me the most and I’ll try to fashion captions from them. Then I’ll have a celebration week, giving you the top five.

idea: pic of HOT woman sucking on pencil/banana/something. You're her psychologist, and she's describing her urges to blow random guys. All she can think about is unzipping pants and sucking, sucking, sucking. Problem is, she is your patient, so to touch her would be a violation of ethics, criminal, and would end your career. You have to just sit there, every week, and listen to her describe really, really hot fellatio for an hour. By the way, your own wife is an old, cold, sexless prude...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 09:26:10 -0800

Also nice! I can work with those… Thanks!

Reminder: To celebrate the occasion of my 300th followers, I’m holding a contest of sorts. Send me your fantasies—use the Leave a comment or ask a question button on the right—no matter how dark or twisted, to whatever level of detail you care about giving. (Anonymous is fine, of course; and I’ll post them unless you say otherwise.) I’ll choose the five that inspire me the most and I’ll try to fashion captions from them. Then I’ll have a celebration week, giving you the top five.

Okay, one idea: post picture of super hot, half-naked, busty woman pouring oil/lotion over her fingers. She's your wife, the masseus, and she comes home every night talking about how she uses her STRONG hands to twist, pull, stroke, and knead strange men to INCREDIBLE mind-blowing orgasms. Problem is, your wife is tired of being the sole breadwinner in the household, so until your bum ass gets a job she's not touching you... she just likes to describe her naughty workday then say "goodnight...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 09:25:04 -0800

Nice! Good one!