Smutty Captions

Feb 19

A Slow Down

Hi folks. Life has become busy for me these last few weeks, and will probably remain so for the next several months. I fear this means that updates will be few and far between as my captioning takes a back seat to other stuff. I thank you in advance for your patience.

Anonymous asked: Your captions are brilliant! The Craigslist ad, HIS slut, and evil bull are exceptional! I have cummed countless of times and re-read them weekly. I look forward for a new series or more captions for those topics. Might i suggest you share your work with the captions community over at Cuckoldplace? I am just a normal member over there but I feel it would be a shame that there might be people who still have not discovered you! - Wooha

Thanks! I used to on CP a couple of years back, and I wouldn’t be surprised if my old thread is still around. That’s where I discovered robyn137, in fact, who also tumbles over at http://heartlesswives.tumblr.com/

But I discontinued my account on CP for a couple of reasons, and haven’t reinstated it yet. If you want to post a note there pointing the folks to this tumblr, I of course won’t argue against it. 

Anonymous asked: Hi You should post a few comments that you're captioning here on tumbler vs back on cuckold place!

I take it you mean I should point on CP that I’m captioning here now? Unfortunately, I’ve not renewed my account there, meaning I don’t have post access there anymore. (But haven’t checked, to be completely honest…)

Feb 04

Before the Wedding: Hooker

Two for the price of one…

Before the Wedding: Hooker

Two for the price of one…

Feb 01

One of These Girls: Oral Fetish

It’s so hard to choose sometimes, so I didn’t…

One of These Girls: Oral Fetish

It’s so hard to choose sometimes, so I didn’t…

Jan 30

Pimped by her Bull: Petite

I love imagining the large size differential…

Pimped by her Bull: Petite

I love imagining the large size differential…

Jan 28

Before the night is Through: Anal

Lucky boyfriend, too…

Before the night is Through: Anal

Lucky boyfriend, too…

Jan 25

Pimped by her Bull: Uppity

Imagination can be such a terrible thing…

Pimped by her Bull: Uppity

Imagination can be such a terrible thing…

Jan 23

Before the Night is Through: Train
Sport fans have it rough sometimes…

Before the Night is Through: Train

Sport fans have it rough sometimes…

Jan 21

Before the Night is Through: Breasts

Sometimes it looks even better when you can’t see that much…

Before the Night is Through: Breasts

Sometimes it looks even better when you can’t see that much…